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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no
longer continue our relationship The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and
it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me
that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his
fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends,
sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had
collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along
with this note Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the
fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back
to me. Take Care, Ricky __________________________________
Very clever.